Blythely After Hours
Audition Notice September 25, 2018
World’s tallest and hairiest drag queen seeks the following positions for upcoming first date with Opera Divo Blythely Oratonio:
Classical musicians: Must be virtuosic, blend easily into the background, and be under 7 feet tall. Bonus if you come as a foursome.
Chorus/backup singers: Must be classical, under 7 feet tall, and know how to step-touch in time with passion.
Hair stylists: Must be proficient with head, leg, chest, back, arm, face, and thigh hair, must be under 7 feet tall.
Coach: Must know what opera is and be able to transform a rock-and-roll drag queen into a classical Diva in three nights’ time. Think Queer Eye meets Masterclass. Must be under 7 feet tall.
Extras: Must be good at clapping, drinking, spontaneous sing-a-long. Must be under 7 feet tall .
Fluffers: No height requirement.
Dito & Aeneas: Two Queens, One Night
|Mon, Sep 24||8:00 p.m.|
|Tue, Sep 25||8:00 p.m.|
|Fri, Sep 28||8:00 p.m.|
The running time is approximately one hour and 36 minutes with no intermission.